Written one-a-day during July 2020, these 31 very short stories sure are...short? Look, I'll level with you: this is the ninth in the series and I'm struggling to come up with new ways of rehashing the same basic description. If you've read any of the others then you know what you're getting. If you haven't read any of the others then I guess this is as good a place to start as any. Enjoy!