NEVER HAVE I EVER
Diary of a Once Surly, Ex-Jaded, High-Maintenance Wreck on an Extravagant Mission to Accomplish Absolute Fierceness or Something Like That
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Publisher Description
Allister, in the past two years, has lived based on self-discovery from feeding his inner sex god to overcoming bitterness at its worst. All to grow and shape up, even if that means putting yourself out there only to have it tragically thrown back in your face.
After a prolixed night with friends, and several rounds of the high school game Never Have I Ever, he realizes nothing in his adult life has been accomplished. Yikes! Allister hatches the idea of a bucket list to seize what's left of his twenties and give the beginning year of his thirties something to remember.
From auditioning for a play to crashing a wedding of someone he doesn't know, learning to ski to Learning French, and diving into the world of leather (all with the help of wild friends) Allister is determined to turn his vanilla life into a glittery one, sharing his bumpy, yet humorous, attempt to exist to the fullest.
Customer Reviews
Let’s Do Something Fun!
Funny, quick witted Allister is nearing the prime age of #30. Playing a simple ‘Never Have I Ever,’ game with a bunch of friends Allister realizing he has several things he wants to accomplish. Quickly assembling a bucket list aka “Glitter List,” of thirty bizarre things he does to remove himself from being ‘vanilla.’ So this is Allister’s journey of marking off 30 things he wants to do within a year.
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At times I was laughing and others I was longing for more details.
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From terribly sloppy birthday gifts to friends passing out while waiting for ones turn to use the bathroom, I am glad I read this memoir. I read this in one sitting.
Excellent
Excellent read can’t wait for another