New New Testament Gospel of Jesus Christ

Hidden for 2,000 years in the basement of Saint Peter Dom, the most important story of religious history. The Gospel of Jesus Christ makes the character of Jesus Christ clear for everyone. Jews, Christians, Moslems and heathens will see Jesus Christ in a new light. Not only is he a real down to earth kind of man, he was a great thinker. He sacrificed his role as ruler of the world to bring enlightenment and peace to the world.

Things people are saying about the once was lost but now has been found story of Jesus Christ:

Pope Timothy l: Do not read this trash. It is a fake and pure blaspheme against the holy institution of the ordained by God Catholic Church. Read it and go to hell.

The Shakers Monthly: Now we know Jesus Christ was real and is real and will be real to come. Peace on Earth to everyone.

The Monks Simi-monthly: Now we understand. Now it all makes sense. Jesus Christ would be and is and will be appalled at the story we have propagated. God save us from us.

The Naked Truth Periodical: Jesus Christ, now that is one hell of a surprise. No one believed that a teacher would write once in the sand. Of course the church had it hidden all these years. The last person that they would want to be a real person is Jesus Christ. That would give anyone and everyone the idea that they too can be Jesus Christ. Thank Christ the truth has finally been revealed.

Fox never any News: Our employers told us we were not to report on anything that could expose any lies behind corporate tyranny. Jesus did so walk on water and raise people from the dead.

CNoNews: Bombing will start in six minutes.

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