Number 04: Assault

One in a series of humorous short stories about Jonothan Byrne, an Intensive Care Paramedic responding to emergencies in Brisbane, Australia (5,739 words). The books can be read in any order as the number in the title refers to the codes used to dispatch ambulances: 

Fighting their way through rush-hour traffic gives Jono and his young crewmate, Kylie Cook, plenty of time to engage in banter. Due to the nature of the callout, Kylie discovers Jono's never been assaulted. He puts it down to his ability to read a scene, but will his Spidey senses be enough to protect him this time?