Oh Look, You've Bought A Puppy‪!‬

The very short, barely researched and totally off-the-cuff guide on how to deal with man’s best friend.

Once again, this is a short book.  In fact, let’s call it a bookLET to avoid any confusion.

It’s about puppies.  Everyone loves puppies.  Have you been on Pinterest lately? Facebook?  There are even television shows about them. 

Puppies are adorable, which is why so many people want one.  They romp and frolic, then collapse into fluffy balls of puppy-cuteness.

They’re everywhere.

Except at my house.

Excuse me while I shiver delicately.