Our Battalion

What am I to do?' ses the Gov'mint'.Conscrip', ses the General'.I daren't', ses the Gov'mint in a whisper; 'the Opposition 'ud get in at the next election'. 'The country requires it', ses the General'.Does it?' ses the Gov'mint'.It requires us more; it would be as much as my place is worth to ask every man to do his duty, an' besides, there's me brave and devoted Volunteers'. 'They'll never be any real good till they have the M'litia Ballot be'ind 'em', ses the General'.They're asking for it themselves', ses he'.Never will I consent to force any one', ses the Gov'mint',in this Land of Freedom'. 'Something must be done', ses the General'.Ah', ses the Gov'mint',I have it! Crowd them--I mean the Volunteers--for all you're worth, an' if anything busts, we can throw the blame on them. Increase the work an' cut down the pay',tis a sound business principle.