Penguins Hate Stuff

From the adorable to the absurd, these playful paintings are a penguin lover's delight.

Penguins hate zombies. They also hate serpents, bad haircuts, sock monkeys, leprechauns, Halloween, oil rigs, vampire penguins, and mermaids. They really hate clowns, but they really like capes, balloons, and free vacations.


This quirky collection reveals the discriminating tastes of these adorable flightless Antarctic birds who encounter odd foes (snow sharks, beavers, cowboys, samurai . . .), but still manage to enjoy the little things in life. With wit, humor, and the occasional alien invasion, Greg Stones's paintings capture the playfully absurd life of penguins.

Praise for Greg Stones

"Stones's panels have a cool way of collectively turning a grin into a chuckle (and perhaps, dare it be said, into a hearty guffaw)." —Publishers Weekly