Philosophically Phunny

What people have said about
the contents of this book:
Hilarious!
OMG, you are SOO funny!
LMAO!
That is so freaking hilarious!
I peed my pants!
LOL!
Thats the funniest thing Ive ever heard!
My sides hurt from laughing so much!
I wanna have your baby!
You are SOOO CRAZY!
Where do you come up with this?
You should write a book!
You should do stand-up comedy!
You should quit while youre ahead.
What the hells wrong with you?
Dont you have a job?
WTH?! Seriously dude.
That was supposed to be our secret.
Keep the jokes coming!
This brightens my day!
Hahahahaha!
ManI thought we were friends.