Please Don't Grab My P#$$Y
A Rhyming Presidential Guide
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- $5.99
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- $5.99
Publisher Description
Through campy pop culture rhymes and beautiful oil paintings,
the narrator of our book guides you though a list of things you CAN
grab while offering more poetic ways to refer to a woman’s genitalia
than the word “pussy” that Trump so vulgarly used. As the narrator goes
on, she lets you know more about her relatives (a reclusive aunt with a
lazy eye) and her interests (Justin Bieber’s Instagram) while never losing
sight of her mission to make the President as uncomfortable as possible.
We think that the President, not to mention men in Hollywood, Wall Street,
the news media and beyond, can benefit from reading our book. No matter
who you are, or how dumb you are, you’ll be able to understand this
book’s simple message: Hands off my pussy!