PODZ
A Short History of the First Pelvic War
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Publisher Description
Imagine that it’s 1965 – and you’re a skinny, fifteen year old Jewish kid from Brooklyn – and while you’re learning to use your pelvis for something besides pissing, you discover that the earth is the target of a full scale invasion by pecks of pernicious pods from a parallel dimension. Then imagine that the pods have invaded earth for one reason, to snatch human pelvises – because pods are plants and they can’t evacuate, mastercate, or pork another person without one, which means they can’t have any fun.
Now, ask yourself, “What would I have done in such a dire situation?” Well, if you were Ishmael Rosensweig, astral traveler and the revered savior of mankind, you wouldn't have rested until you’d reunited your family members – who’d been snatched during the McCarthy hearings in 1954 – with their missing body parts. And like any red-blooded, Jewish kid from Brooklyn, you would’ve devoted the rest of your life to destroying the pod conspiracy before it destroyed the youth of the nation.
So, if you still have a pelvis and want to find out who said, “If pussy pulverized pods as easily as pubescent punks like you popped pimples, our planet wouldn't be in this piss poor predicament in the first place,” or how Ishmael survived puberty, became a holy man, got the girl, and with the support of a frighteningly dysfunctional group of fair weather friends, traveled to the astral plane and saved mankind, you’ll have to read “Podz: A Short History of the First Pelvic War”.
Customer Reviews
A great exhibit of New York humor
PODZ is indeed a humorous fantasy adventure novel, which takes you back in time to the 60s when the new age was still in its infancy. This is when a young boy from New York discovers that the invasion of the body snatchers was not just a movie from the 50s, but an actual reflection of what was happening on a parallel dimension - right amongst his family and friends. This is his odyssey through pod infested astral planes, in which he not only has to transcend his puberty, but face the imminent threat of losing his own pelvis to the body snatchers while he has to save his soul-mate, his family - and the rest of mankind.
Keith Sherwood, who I've been familiar with through his books on relationships, spiritual work, and transcendence, shows a completely different side in his first novel. This is a great mix of New York humor, historic bites, and a sci-fi action fantasy story that doesn't fit any classic genre. The weirdest things are going on on other planes of existence, while life on Earth continues as if nothing has happened, even though the day-to-day weirdness is the result of an inter-dimensional conspiracy to steal the source of our pleasure and joy. This is definitely movie material!