Priapos Reinvented

Is life letting you down? The Noble Priapos nobly, never will!

A hopelessly good laugh that will take you from beginning to end on an adventurous and esoteric quest, but ultimately on a quest, of self-rediscovery.

For anybody interested in inspiration, personal growth and enlightenment but from an entertainment perspective, this book is an absolute must!

-Priapos, the gods and the Trojan War re-enacted. But what do all three have in common?

What form or shape did the gods have before, coming all the way to the present, in the right here and now?

How about then, the Phallic God Priapos, the son of Aphrodite and grandchild of Zeus, with his permanent and all-encompassing erection?

"The most extreme, potential fornicator of all time and also protector of genitalia."

What about otherworldly, multi-sensory elements, channels and abilities, conjoining to form the mystical and the possibly misunderstood?

But what about extended human capacities and capabilities? How about extended, royal and priapic consequences?

In actual fact what about metaphysics, which has helped in shaping the very essence of reality and inherent human existence, since the dawn of mankind? What occurs when this is combined with ancient wisdom at large, as exemplified?

Philosophical and highly comical in a way that redefines the concept of humour, deities and the Trojan War are brought back into real existence in a particurlarly mesmerising, intoxicating and entertaining manner.

-Everything in combination but inclusive of ancient wisdom, understanding thereof and application to modern-day existence! Mystical, highly entertaining and conclusively informing!!

For anybody interested in absolute inspiration, personal growth and enlightenment but from an entertainment perspective, this book is an absolute must! Secure your copy now and transcend all boundaries of reality!!

A step by step guide to godliness!
A complete uplifter of uplifters!
A total personal extension!

Content warning: Not for the faint-hearted!