Really Odd Short Stories

For readers who find the world just a little too normal...

Welcome to Really Odd Short Stories – seventeen absurdly funny tales from the wonderfully warped imagination of Alan Crawford.

Inspired by the legendary weirdness of Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams, these darkly humorous short stories offer a uniquely Australian blend of sarcasm, cynicism, and pure, unfiltered absurdity.

Inside this collection you'll discover:

Bureaucrats who become something far worse than monsters
A Christmas that takes a very unexpected turn
Everyday conversations that spiral into complete madness
Logic packing its bags and quietly leaving the building
Perfect reads for coffee breaks, commutes, or those moments when reality needs a little help becoming stranger

Where do these ideas come from? Nobody knows – not even the author. When the trousers, mind, or weather conditions suit such things, the words simply flow. The result is a collection of weird, wonderful, and wonderfully odd stories that will leave you grinning – or scratching your head. Probably both.

If you've ever wondered what happens when common sense takes the day off, this collection belongs on your bookshelf.

Scroll up and grab your copy today – then prepare to question reality, one gloriously odd story at a time.