Return to Sender

Hell learned very quickly that Heaven has brought mermaids to Earth and planned to use them to remove the plastic from the oceans. They mounted a legal challenge with the local Cop of the Cosmos. Hell's lawyer was Fylybstr, so named because he talked and talked and talked. Heaven responded with an angel-looking lawyer named Fluffer Doodle, so named because he farted and farted and farted. Yes, angels can fart but they do it very quietly and say Excuse Me under their breath.

Fylybstr accused Heaven of training mermaids to be dangerous picscine (fish) terrorists that were planning to attack and destroy Hell's installations in Earth's oceans. Yes, Hell had conspiracy theory wackos. Where do you think they came from?

The legal case ended up in a tribunal in front of a jolly green giant named Ho Ho Ho and a sentient black panther named Kyty Lytr. In charge of the tribunal was Zale Zilio who was descended from a planet of bees who buzzed a lot. As you would expect, she was the Queen Bee.

Meanwhile, Maddy was accompanying her coach Maureen to her family's home where she thinks she'll enjoy a vacation full of horseback riding. Spoiler Alert! She won't.