I was twenty-four when I discovered the equation for love.
Maybe that sounds nuts, but the reality is that I'm a freaking mathematical prodigy. It's not a claim, or an arrogant assertion of hubris. If I was going to make an arrogant statement, I'd tell you how I was recruited to play pro soccer for the South Bay Sharks after my sophomore year at college. I'd tell you about my ridiculous mansion, my three cars, or about the fact that I've already saved enough at the age of twenty-six that no one in my family will ever have to work again.
But I'm not actually an arrogant prick. Just a genius.
And like I said, I discovered the equation for love at twenty-four.
And that's how I became Mr. Match. But don't tell anyone. That's a secret.