Shopping for Sanity

The TV was giving off a rigid wave to follow and all Alexandria's attempts to surf its vast shallow water began to fail. The Discipline rang out for the disciples to follow: Buy, laugh cry. Drifting in to a strategic coma the lights went off inside.

Why am I watching this TV is it better than actually being alive? What kind of life am I living she thought. How about I overdose on some extra crunch munch bars instead. Oh my entire body feels sick and I do not know what to do with myself.
Mostly there was only one thing that could get a better result than TV or crunchy munch bars and that was shopping. They were all mild sedatives, pain killers if you like. Shopping was the most powerful of the three and the most expensive naturally. Today Alexandria needed what ever it took to gather some interest inside to keep her from extinction. .

Shopping it is!

I will go out now or I could watch The shopping channel on TV  intravenously , No its not the same I want to try things on and take them back. That's the good thing about shopping if I want I can take all the cloths back. If I eat 10 munch crunch bars there going straight to my Ass. Think I will go to the mall first then try out a different place, there is bunch of shops on the other side of town I have not been to for years, I need a change of scenery."