Short Scripts Collection One: Thirteen Short, Original Screenplays

Thirteen wacky, original, short screenplays:

THE END: This script for a five-second film (and the film produced from it) is the most violent film script EVER, as measured by a number of deaths to film length ratio!

A PERFECT WORLD: The NSA has nothing on you, your Boss, and your boogers.

CHERISH THE BACON: Cherish it, Jimmy.

GREATER MINDS: With whom do our post-apocalyptic discoverers sympathize, and are they indeed superior?

IN THE FOUL SACRILIGE OF THY OATH: Santa?

TIME TRAVEL MOUTH: What?!

FLAVOR ARCHEOLOGY What??!

THE FOOD TRILOGY, EPISODE I: TACO: Paulo believes that song may alter the menu.

THE FOOD TRILOGY, EPISODE II: HAMBURGER: Ethan also believes that song may alter the menu.

APPLICANT TO HELL: An anonymous victim of Hell's lower echelons examines the contract more closely.

THE OTHER: What???!

THE CRIME OF PASSION: What results when the Traveler introduces Beethoven to music from beyond his
time?

THE DARK LORD SINGS, EPISODE I: THE SWIPED AIRS: Darth Sonar discovers and recites the secret lyrics to the STAR WARS saga.