Silence of the Sands

is secretary Bertha has gone missing, and so have her mother and a large tourist island. Randy has to find emergency transportation to the disaster zone and fast, if he has to rescue the lost damsels and ease their possible distress.

If the rough trip to the beach isn't bad enough, he soon finds himself adrift in a kitchen sink and lost at sea. Then there are the characters in black who have an urge to sacrifice a few folk and a hungry deep sea beastie with long nasty tentacles.

Good thing someone stuffed a kitten in Randy's pocket. Just another typical day outside the office, complete with wayward women and a missing beach.