Snake & Sludge

They just wanted to clear the main line. Instead, they unsealed Hell.

Nineteen-year-old Toby skipped college for a blue-collar trade, figuring plumbing was safer than sparking high-voltage wires. But under the apprenticeship of Vernon—a cynical, chain-smoking master plumber who cares more about proper vapor barriers and municipal codes than he does about human life—Toby is about to discover that the American sewer system is choked with absolute, decadent depravity.

What starts with a severed arm snagged on an auger in Barstow quickly spirals into a blood-soaked, cross-country nightmare. From blasting slaughterhouse fatbergs and battling Eldritch flesh-mutants in a Boca retirement home, to negotiating a multi-million-dollar cartel tunnel extraction under heavy machine-gun fire, Vernon and Toby must plunge into the darkest depths of the underworld.

Armed with heavy-duty Ridgid pipe wrenches, industrial hydro-jetters, and an unshakeable adherence to OSHA workplace safety standards, these two independent contractors are ready to take on the absolute worst the universe has to offer.

Provided, of course, they get paid time-and-a-half.

A visceral, fast-paced pulp thrill ride packed with pitch-black comedy, B-movie action, and a whole lot of toxic PVC primer.