So-Called Octuplet 'Miracle' Really Just a Demonstration of Selfishness

Available to good homes: eight irresistible human babies, six males and two females. Come from experienced breeder--six more on premises. All breast fed (don't ask) by loving stay-at-home mom. Father's whereabouts unknown, but Grandpa on hand to steer youngsters on right path. Available April 9. Taking reservations now. Call 555-1010 to secure your bundle of joy today. Early last week the national media inundated us with reports of another "miracle" when a woman from California gave birth to eight babies at one time. The delivery of octuplets was just the second such occurrence in American history.