So...you Wanna Get Married? Step One: Get Fit‪!‬

Like everyone of us, Ms. Moo Dawna Pattymaker has arrived at a point in her life when she must step out on her own to discover her own unique 'self'. She has sass, she has style. And so far, she's sure she's her own cow; well known for almost-nearly accessorizing her accessories to match any ensemble. in her 'stepping out' she dreams of becoming twitterpated with the bullshooter of her dreams but when it happens, she's faced with 'rules' the Spooliville 'board' has conjured before she or he can obtain their mosey rights. Now there's something you must realize about this cow, cute as she is, accepting rules and abiding by them has never been her 'forte'! (NOTE: Spooliville cows carry their own language...hang in there, you'll pick up on it in no time.)