Social Mania Mom Social Mania Mom

Social Mania Mom

Publisher Description

Tracy’s a social media nut, and she’s not afraid to admit it. This book is full of zany posts she’s written over the years, compiled into categories like “Ain’t Got No Maid,” “Toddler Talks,” “Crazy Tracy 101,” and much more. As a housewife and stay-at-home mom, she always has something silly going on that demands documentation. Here are a few select lines from the book:


“I ponder why I always have holes in my socks as I sprint out to the trashcan in my newest pair. This shall always remain a mystery to me.”


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“Sometimes it's the little things we take for granted--like can openers. They work so much better than teeth.”


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“Sam is standing at the sink gargling salt. Little Buster, always the imitator, is standing beside him gargling his banana.”


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“Having a dishwasher go on strike really makes you ponder the deep things in life, like whether you are really hungry enough to dirty a dish.”



So if you need a good laugh and enjoy the humor of everyday life, pick up a copy today!

GENRE
Humor
RELEASED
2013
October 19
LANGUAGE
EN
English
LENGTH
32
Pages
PUBLISHER
Tracy Heath
SELLER
Draft2Digital, LLC
SIZE
261.7
KB

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