Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead
Book 1 - Toad Witch

Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead

A Paranormal Mystery

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Publisher Description

A little magic can go a long way -- to really screwing up a girl's life!


Mara is having the worst month of her life. At least, that's what her cards tell her and they've never been wrong. She's evicted from her apartment, loses her job and is banned from Beverly Hills. So when the tarot cards predict her imminent demise, she uses a little magic to make her world right.


Suddenly, an aunt she's never met dies, leaving Mara as her sole heir. But when Mara moves into her inherited home, she discovers Aunt Tillie never moved out. She's still one pissed-off old lady, even post-mortem, and she blames Mara's magical meddling for her death.


When Mara accidentally releases a demon and awakens the spirit of the most powerful witch in history, Tillie's ready to kill her -- literally. It's the only way she can think of to save the girl from herself. The witch and the demon, however, have other plans for Mara's body!


NOTE: Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead is a quirky urban fantasy that mixes humor, suspense and witchcraft. It contains language and adult situations and is not suitable for children.


WHAT BOOK REVIEWERS ARE SAYING:


"This was so much fun to read I didn't want it to end! If you are looking for a paranormal story that has it all, this is it!" -- Wickedly Bookish


"Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead is a must-read for paranormal lovers. Christiana Miller is an author to keep an eye on!" -- Melanie's Book Addiction


"Get ready for a psychic roller coaster ride. This book is a tour de force novel of magic, spellcraft and over all chills." -- Everything Magical and Middle Eastern


"A charming, well written, fun novel well worth the read. Ms. Miller's humor is delightful! Come fly with her through the bewitching life of Mara - you won't be disappointed!" -- FMAM Mostly Mystery Reviews


"If you want a great indie paranormal adult read that will keep you turning the pages and guessing what will happen next, then pick up this book and give it a read." -- My Guilty Obsession


"Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead was a tremendous amount of fun to read. Christiana Miller's background in the TV industry shows in her confident, imaginative plotting and idiosyncratic characters that leap off the page with the power of their intention within the story." -- Reading is My Super Power


WHAT OTHER AUTHORS ARE SAYING:


"A spellbinding tale about the families we are born to--and the ones we choose. It captivates from the first page and holds on until the final, shocking conclusion. You won't want to miss it!" -- Barbra Annino, Author of the Stacy Justice Mystery Series


"This was such a fun read! I loved the characters of Mara and Gus and their banter. It's not all witchiness, though, it's also witty, romantic, and heartfelt. You won't be able to put it down." -- Sibel Hodge, author of the Amber Fox Mystery Series


"Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead is a fine romp through spookyland, with enough paranormal creepiness to chill your blood. Witches, demons, magic spells, oh my! There's just enough intrigue and magic spells to keep you on edge, and Miller's hilarious one-liners leave you begging for more. Highly recommended for fun but scary reading on dark, stormy nights." -- Bonnie Turner, Author of Down the Memory Hole

GENRE
Sci-Fi & Fantasy
RELEASED
2011
March 30
LANGUAGE
EN
English
LENGTH
374
Pages
PUBLISHER
HekaRose Publishing
SELLER
Christiana Marie Miller
SIZE
1.3
MB

Customer Reviews

camieoct15 ,

Aunt Tillie she’s dead

This was a great read & kept my interest all the way through. Definitely not a book for children. I would recommend open minded adults to read this story. 12 30 2023 Camie12

vidavc ,

Loved it!!

I think I might’ve found a new series to read! I fell in love with these characters and can’t wait to read the next installment!

Kali Iris ,

Amazing!

I love this series I’ve never been much of a reader but this has kept me interested for months now.

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