Space Opera
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3.7 • 52 Ratings
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Publisher Description
2019 HUGO AWARD FINALIST, BEST NOVEL
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy meets the joy and glamour of Eurovision in bestselling author Catherynne M. Valente's science fiction spectacle, where sentient races compete for glory in a galactic musical contest…and the stakes are as high as the fate of planet Earth.
A century ago, the Sentience Wars tore the galaxy apart and nearly ended the entire concept of intelligent space-faring life. In the aftermath, a curious tradition was invented—something to cheer up everyone who was left and bring the shattered worlds together in the spirit of peace, unity, and understanding.
Once every cycle, the great galactic civilizations gather for the Metagalactic Grand Prix—part gladiatorial contest, part beauty pageant, part concert extravaganza, and part continuation of the wars of the past. Species far and wide compete in feats of song, dance and/or whatever facsimile of these can be performed by various creatures who may or may not possess, in the traditional sense, feet, mouths, larynxes, or faces. And if a new species should wish to be counted among the high and the mighty, if a new planet has produced some savage group of animals, machines, or algae that claim to be, against all odds, sentient? Well, then they will have to compete. And if they fail? Sudden extermination for their entire species.
This year, though, humankind has discovered the enormous universe. And while they expected to discover a grand drama of diplomacy, gunships, wormholes, and stoic councils of aliens, they have instead found glitter, lipstick, and electric guitars. Mankind will not get to fight for its destiny—they must sing.
Decibel Jones and the Absolute Zeroes have been chosen to represent their planet on the greatest stage in the galaxy. And the fate of Earth lies in their ability to rock.
PUBLISHERS WEEKLY
Valente (Radiance) imagines Eurovision in space, with high and deadly stakes, in this frenetic, imaginative intergalactic extravaganza set many years after the brutal Sentience Wars roiled the galaxy. The hero is "leggy psychedelic ambidextrous omnisexual gendersplat glitterpunk financially punch-drunk ethnically ambitious glamrock messiah" Danesh Jalo, aka Decibel Jones ("Dess") of the glam-rock trio Decibel Jones and the Absolute Zeros. The band was huge for a feverish minute, but is long defunct: Mira Wonderful Star was killed in a car crash, and Oort St. Ultraviolet is now a session musician with an ex-wife and two kids. Dess, awash in faded glitter and despair, pines for the double-platinum days, so when a "seven-foot-tall ultramarine half-flamingo, half-anglerfish thing" appears and explains that he must compete in the Metagalactic Grand Prix for the future of his species, he jumps at the opportunity. They don't have to win, but if they come in last, humankind is toast. Can Dess and Oort, with help from a fast-talking red panda named , save the day? Valente's effervescent prose is wildly creative and often funny, but frequent tangents can make for chaotic reading. Her many fans will be enthralled with this endearing, razzle-dazzle love song about destiny, finding one's true voice, and rockin' the house down.
Customer Reviews
A Showcase of Imagination
Dense, imaginative, & funny. Heavy on heart and light, at times, on linear narrative. Rewarding in large doses, and an enjoyable read.
This book will fill the gaping hole in your soul with wondrous words.
“Earth began to get used to the proximity of the end of everything.
It had a beat.
And you could dance to it.”
This book is so funny you will snort your milk out of your nose. It is so sad and prescient that you will tear up, but they will be glitter tears.
Reading is like cozying up into an author’s brain, reading Space Opera is like cozying up into Catherynne M. Valente’s brain and discovering that it is a disco filled with living belching adorable black holes ready to whisk you up and out of yourself and into messy musical intergalactic deliciousness and the end of all things and the beginning of others.
Holy over use of adjectives Batman
I tried. I really tried. Multiple times....didn’t work out though