Spooksmashers

Emily, Callie and Nessa have opened a Franchise of Spooksmashers in the UK. They're hoping that they can be as famous, successful and, eventually, rich as their American heroes. However, the ghosts so far have not been big enough and bad enough to let the girls pay the bills. What they need is something HUGE to occupy them. 

Luckily for our plucky heroines, Ruttington Hall is haunted by the ghostly legions of the eldritch abomination Spraycum. 

Can the girls exorcise the ghosts and the demon that leads them? Is there a limit to how much slime can end up on and in a person? Do you really want to spend your time and money answering these questions? 

CAUTION: This book contains comedy, horror and erotica in varying proportions. You may laugh, you may be scared or you may be aroused, depending on your mental state. If you are considering reading this story, please also consider therapy. The author has returned to her padded cell and is no longer allowed crayons.