Swiping Wrong: Online Dating for Zeros Swiping Wrong: Online Dating for Zeros
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Swiping Wrong: Online Dating for Zeros

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Publisher Description

Are you ready to LOL your way through the wild world of online dating? Join our intrepid romantic, Zoey Zero, and her AI-guided Cupid, CPUid, in a sidesplitting adventure to find love—or at least some epic stories to share with your friends. Armed with unbreakable optimism, razor-sharp wit, and a mischievous virtual wingman, our hopeless un-romantic love seeker dives headfirst into the digital dating scene: from crafting the perfect, not-so-honest dating profile, interpreting cryptic text messages from potential love interests, to escaping the friend zone.

Our misguide details her online dating experiences, along with testimonials of CPUid's many desperate clients as they navigate the minefields of ghosting gaffes, emoji enigmas, and the professional dating merry-go-round.

Laugh, cringe, and root for Zoey Zero as she puts her heart—and her profile—on the line. Whether you're a seasoned swiper or a digital dating newbie, you'll find yourself nodding along with Zoey's misadventures and clicking on her CPUid affiliate link to discover the art of making all the wrong moves in all the wrong places.

Who needs a fairytale ending when you can have a rollicking, uproarious journey? Swipe right on this book and get ready to LOL your way to love (or something like it)!

GENRE
Humor
RELEASED
2024
March 22
LANGUAGE
EN
English
LENGTH
135
Pages
PUBLISHER
Gigaverse Press
SELLER
Draft2Digital, LLC
SIZE
547.9
KB
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