The Adventures of Jimmy Stick: a Saga of Romance and Adventure

"...a better love story than Twilight!" --the Internet

Condemned to death by a corrupt theocracy, young Jimmy Stick had no idea his troubles were only just beginning. Sent to hell for his sins, Jimmy despairs of ever again seeing his true love, Claire.

But Claire has problems of her own. There's a new Jimmy Stick in town, and he's got a shiny metal chest and glowing red eyes. He's a God-fearing robot built by the government, and he says that he loves her. But does he mean those tender words?

Cheer as Jimmy Stick fights his way out of Hell! Gasp as the Robot pursues its logical seduction of Claire! Thrill to Jimmy's battle with the zombie mummies of Egypt! Choose your side as the original Jimmy returns from the dead to challenge his cold steel counterpart for Claire's hand!

All that and more in this thrilling saga of Romance and High Adventure, an absurd and satirical romp through an alternate reality where Love might not conquer all ... but in the end, it's all we've got!