The Bad Boys of Assjacket
Magic and Mayhem Universe
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Publisher Description
A dare is a dare.
No self-respecting, slightly chubby, good-lookin’, crime lovin’ cat would ever pass up a dare.
So I didn’t.
Now, me and my boys are in hot water trying to figure out how to live on the right side of the law for a whole freakin’ week!
This is complicated by a couple of hairy issues…
— The half-headed bear in town had his privates pilfered. We have vowed to return his giggleberries. Legal means are not working.
— Sassy’s Canadian tutors show up—the furry, cat-burgling dames who we’ve been in love with our entire nine lives. In order to woo the gorgeous broads, we need to be at our criminal best.
— We need the help of a foul-mouthed troll who throws tantrums like a three-year-old serial killer and wants to bump off everyone.
Throw in a cryptic message from the Goddess, humans invading our town and evil, sticky-fingered groundhogs, and we have a hot mess on our paws.
I hope we have a few of our kitty lives left because the Bad Boys of Assjacket are going to save the day or get eighty-sixed trying.
Customer Reviews
Hysterical
This book is somewhat more difficult to read than the prior books in the series. But that is also the best part because it was written from the point of view of Fat Bastard the leader of Zelda’s familiars!! He is so entirely inappropriate that I literally was laughing out loud multiple times. My husband said every time he looked over at me reading I had a huge grin on my face!! It was a great series with the best book being this last one! The story came to a natural end. It didn’t rush to tie up all the loose ends in the last chapter or two like so many books do. I would recommend this series, especially this last book, to anyone with a slightly twisted sense of humor!!!!!
Loved it!
Loved the guys’ story. I couldn’t stop laughing. Poutine, Blythe and Annie Surely are delightful. They are the perfect match for the guys. If you’re in need of a good laugh and don’t mind a little potty mouth then I would definitely recommend taking this journey with the boys of A$$jacket.
The power of three
This book is the author at her best! The laughter starts at page one and carries through to the HEA. But, like any trip to Assjacket, there is questionable behavior, thievery, quirky grooming habits, and displays of love and affection that compliment the character’s special brand of crazy. I enjoyed the new characters and the real threat to the town that only this trio of unexpected heroes can overcome. Well, with the help of their ladies that is. This book was amazing and I can only hope that there will be more Magic and Mayhem on the horizon for this town of misfits.