The Balding Handbook

David Stern is a fully-actualized bald man. He has gone through the five stages of grieving for his hair loss, and he's in a better place. If you'd like to join him there, "The Balding Handbook" is for you. "The Balding Handbook" takes you beyond those embarrassing moment of Denial (hats, combovers, plugs, pieces), keeps you out of jail during your Anger, helps you construct a perfect deal for God during Bargaining, comforts you through your balding Depression, and brings you into the light. Of course, you'll need sunscreen when you get there, but the few extra bucks you shell out to the Hawaiian Tropic® people is a trifle when you consider the incredible life that awaits you after reading this book.