The Cranston Gibberer

Transformed from mild-mannered author to terrifying BEAST-MAN!

Join X on his unbelievable journey from HUMAN to INHUMAN, from OBSCURITY to FAME, from GENTILITY to DEPRAVITY, the journey of all NEW YORK TIMES BEST-SELLER LIST authors.

SEE! TWO-FISTED ACTION!

SEE! SUITS BEING CUSTOM TAILORED!

SEE! FLOOZIES AND FISH-LIKE CASHIER GIRLS!

Experience THRILLS, CHILLS, and BLOOD-CURDLING TERROR!

Experience THE CRANSTON GIBBERER!

NOW! For the first time ANYWHERE!

Printed in the miracle of WORD-O-VISION!