The Crucifiction of Bastard Jesus The Crucifiction of Bastard Jesus

The Crucifiction of Bastard Jesus

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Publisher Description

"The book which made the Pope's sphincter tighten and his testes retract into his body."

The story of Easter is well known, but the church is more tight-lipped about the second son of God, one who was created as a back-up plan to the more notorious Jesus Christ. While the birth of the Plan B messiah should have been terminated once the first-choice conception went ahead, an administrative cock-up in heaven resulted in the boy being born in Bethlehem, close to a somewhat more infamous stable.

The two sons of God lived separate lives. Despite this, in a cruel irony, the second son of God was also crucified on Good Friday, much like his more famous sibling, but in vastly different circumstances.

Peter Caffrey and Lindsay Crook, who happen to be theological historians as well as writers of filthy tales, join forces to reveal the harrowing story of the man referred to by the Vatican, in its most secret records, as Bastard Jesus.

This edition includes bonus stories

GENRE
Fiction & Literature
RELEASED
2023
June 15
LANGUAGE
EN
English
LENGTH
122
Pages
PUBLISHER
Peter Caffrey
SELLER
Draft2Digital, LLC
SIZE
1
MB

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