The Cupid Contract

He ate cereal out of a frisbee. He saved a god from a bus. Now, he can't tell a lie to save his life. Literally.

Benjamin Baker is the definition of "failure to launch." He works from home watching cat videos, his apartment is a museum of pizza boxes, and he's hopelessly in love with his neighbor, Sarah—who sees him more as a rescue puppy than a romantic partner.

But Benji's pathetic life takes a sharp turn when he saves a tracksuit-wearing homeless man from oncoming traffic. The man isn't homeless; he's Ross (formerly Eros), the disgraced God of Desire. And he has a proposition.

The Deal: Benji gets the face of a god. Supernatural beauty. Traffic-stopping charisma. The Catch: The magic is powered by "Purity of Heart." In mortal terms? Absolute. Brutal. Honesty.

One white lie, and the glamour fails in spectacular fashion. A polite excuse causes his ears to inflate. A fib about his work ethic makes his chin explode.

Now, armed with a new face and a dangerous lack of filter, Benji has to navigate a sudden corporate promotion, a suspicious best friend, and the terrifying world of modern dating. But as he gets closer to the life he always wanted, Benji begins to realize that the hardest truth isn't the one you tell others.

It's the one you tell yourself.

Perfect for fans of The Good Place, Good Omens, and laugh-out-loud romantic comedies about the messy work of becoming who you're meant to be.