The Dog's Dinner. The Avaganda Book of Short Stories

The Dog's Dinner.
The Avaganda Book of Short Stories.
Warning: this book does not contain any doggie stories. It refers to the old practice of throwing all the leftovers into the dog's bowl. The Dog's Dinner. And that's what this is, a number of genres thrown into the one book.
Eviction Notice: A science fiction story of what happens when aliens buy the planet earth at a galactic auction, believing it is inhabited by dinosaurs. Boy, do they get a shock.
The Mortician: A creepy horror story of what happens when a mortician cracks up.
Unselfish Love: How a pregnant woman nearly sacrifices herself and her unborn child to save her husband.
Hero: A science fiction story of tribute to the exploits of how a Native American squaw, Swift Fox, saved the universe.
Renfield: A modern take on Dracula's helper.
Journey: The last moments of a condemned man's life and his final walk up the thirteen steps to his doom.
Miriam Specklebecker, Galactic Warrior. A jokey science fiction story of how a woman chosen at radom by aliens is forced to fight a fearsome alien for control of the planet earth.
Rugs (the most dangerous threat to mankind) Practically every home has one, some more, are they the innocent things they appear to be? Or are they something more sinister?
Sadie. A problem page writer that decides to take the law into her own hands.