The Hornswoggle Effect

As you can see by the cover, this is science fiction. Other than that, if I were you, I wouldn't trust the cover one bit. The questionable hero of this story navigates around the universe at many times the speed of light although he has no idea how he manages to do it or even, sometimes, why. Occasional passengers include a robot the size and shape of a kitchen trashcan and a cat who can not only change her size and color, but also her stripes...er, spots. Underneath these meanderings, a subtle threat lurks, one not even the author is fully conscious of. There isn't a whole lot of violence and even less sex, but I think you might like it anyway.