He's not a douchebag; but that doesn't stop his friends from turning him into one.
MY FRIENDS WANT ME TO GET LAID.
So much so that they plastered my ugly mug all over campus, in bold printed letters:
Are you the lucky lady who's going to break our roommate's cherry? Him: socially awkward man with average-sized penis looking for willing sexual partner. You: must have pulse. He will reciprikate with oral. Text him at: 555-254-5551
The morons can't even spell. And the texts I've been receiving are what wet dreams are made of. But I'm not like these douchebags, no matter how hard they try to turn me into one.
THIS ISN'T THE KIND OF ATTENTION I WANT.
One text stands out from hundreds. One number I can't bring myself to block. She seems different. Hotter, even in black and white.
However, after seeing her in person, I know she's not the girl for me. But my friends won't let up—they just don't get it. Douchebags or not, there's one thing they'll never understand: GIRLS DON'T WANT ME.
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Best non-dbag EVER!!
I coined the phrase #IsItElliot?! Lol
And this book will tell you if it is...or isn't...
The innocence in The Learning Hours is so sweet and endearing.
You can't help but fall in love with the characters and cheer for the best underdog a story has ever seen!!
The waitress named Stacy was the best character. Just FYI!
I can’t begin to tell you how much I loved this book!!! The main characters are phenomenal!! I seriously forgot to breathe a few times.... The writing was funny, witty and oh so sexy!!! I really hope there will be more from the douchebag series and look forward to read more from Sara Ney!!!
All Time Favorite Series!
Let me explain to you how much I loved this book. I did nothing but go to work and when I wasn't working I read. When I had to go to the grocery store I gave my 19 year old son a list and my credit card and told him to just buy food. He bought everything on the list and added a bunch of other stuff that he thought we needed. Like ice cream...and Klondike bars....and a 5 lb bag of gummy bears. Do I care? Nope...no no no no no. It enabled me to read this fantastic heart warming super sexy laugh out loud funny book.
The How to Date a Douchebag series has skyrocketed to one of my ALL TIME favorite series. This latest installment has sealed the deal. I'd rate The Learning Hours 10,000 stars if I could!!!
Reviewed by: A Bookseller