The Life and Chaos of a Retired Old God The Life and Chaos of a Retired Old God

The Life and Chaos of a Retired Old God

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Publisher Description

Being retired was supposed to be easy. No drama, no family, no problems. Considering Ernie is a god, he should've known better.

In this collection of short stories, Ernie struggles to live a quiet life as Death loses his scythe, a genie wants a holiday and Ernie's family keeps dropping in. 

Then there's Ragnarok. Because who doesn't need an end of the world event to keep things calm and quiet?

But it doesn't stop there. This collection contains a brand new bonus short story where Ernie is asked to mediate a feud between Dragons. With tensions running high, maybe the poker game hadn't been the best idea.

Also included in this collection are a series of flash fictions originally published on my blog. Follow Ernie as he deals with cupid shooting the wrong person, Wererabbits for April fools, Santa stuck in the chimney and what happens to snowmen when the weather changes.

The Life and Chaos of a Retired Old God is a collection of humorous short stories where Ernie learns that quiet is the last thing he's going to get.

GENRE
Sci-Fi & Fantasy
RELEASED
2023
April 1
LANGUAGE
EN
English
LENGTH
245
Pages
PUBLISHER
Jemma Weir
SELLER
Draft2Digital, LLC
SIZE
7.5
MB

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