The Lost Art, If You Will

3 short essays on rope, slouching and not getting where you mean to.

"The Lost Art, If You Will" - Expertise is hard to come by these days. The author proves why.

"The Purpose of the Rope" - The author's hobby violates a sacred institution, angering a police officer and several other people, perhaps including extra-terrestrials of deep space (though this is inconclusive).

"For Ye Lay-Abouts" - A tip of the hat to deep thinkers everywhere (but especially you, Tom Wingfield).