The Monkey and the Dealer

A monkey.

A drug dealer.

Sex and a rogue Customs Agent.

Keith is just an ordinary cocaine dealer - not smart, but definitely not unintelligent. He's figured one of the key things in life; the whole f****n' thing is a scam. Nobody gets rich by working hard at 'good honest jobs'. They're all liars. The rules are made to ensure the ones up the top stay up the top and the rest of the world stays under the boot.

But Keith doesn't live like that. He's found his way out. And now he's gotta keep from losing it all...


Medical Research monthly
''Five of our laboratory chimpanzees had this book read to them, and now they won't come out of their holding pens."


House of Lords in session weekly
''Read this book and then tell me it's not time to revoke our freedom of speech act."

Pornstars Book review
''Yeah, we have some girls who like to push the boundaries, but maybe not as much as this author does''.

Elvis fan club book review
"Load of Shit."