The Murderpreneur

Is there something missing from your life?

Do you hate your job?
Have you been passed over for promotion?
Perhaps your boss is an idiot?
(I can sense you nodding)

You may feel like a loser. Face facts, you probably are a loser. Eighty percent of drivers think they’re above average. Internet fact.

But there is a magic ingredient available to all us losers, and it can change everything.

The Murderpreneur is a tale of the absurdities that real life is made from.

It’s a guide to success, a cautionary tale for incompetent managers and a rags-to-riches biography.

Derek Luckman has had enough, and today, something is going to change.

“Too many men in business, that was the real problem, Derek thought. It stank of testosterone and B.O. and was filled with overgrown infants, and it was dull and it was geeky. Geeks are people women don’t want to sleep with.
There were seventy people in Derek’s department. There were only two women.
The Jacks kept them out, that’s why, the misogynistic bastards. It’s a f****** conspiracy. Jacks love other Jacks, and they keep it that way. Of course, they let a few women through: the ones they want to bang, or the ones who are really Jacks, like them. Jills. Jack and Jills; and it’s all a f****** conspiracy.”

Violence, humour, romance, blackmail, more violence, occasional paranoia and daytime telly. This story has it all.

Looking to escape the horrors of everyday life? Wrong book, sorry.

Looking for a sinister, absurd and funny page-turner? Well then, look no further. This is a rollercoaster of a novel, albeit quite a short ride, that will have you thinking differently next time you go to the office.

But whatever you do, please, don’t get caught!