The Muse of A.G. Lamont

Some experts may conclude
This scribe's endeavor at wit
In prose or poem or blues
Proves eccentric and dogmatic,
And recklessly candid.
The only credential offered
To even qualify as a writer's factor
Is his longevity
Thereby claiming expertise
In life, and the pursuit of solvency.
Many, many odd years
This Allen George has appeared
Muttered, puttered, and cried
Truth and justice from his eye
That the equality of all must apply.
Therefore, with this admission
This muse politely makes submission
Of his quips, bits, and fits
About personalities, themes, and events
In the world that mortals rent.