The Official Alpha Dude Joke Book

If you are looking for a collection of good, clean jokes that you can openly tell in church, then you've come to the right place. I like to make people laugh, or at least smile. I don't care if people are laughing with me or at me. As long as they are laughing, that means they are experiencing at least the slightest bit of joy, even if only for a moment. I know it isn't my job to make people happy, but I try to at least make them feel good while I have the chance. One thing I've learned since I was asked to be the Alpha Dude, is that people like to laugh. They also like to share their own bits of humor with me as well. Also, the ministry Director likes to open each session with a joke. Some of them are actually funny (and some are not). I've tried my best to only include the funny ones here. So go ahead, sit back and enjoy the ride. If you like what you see here, share the joy.