In a vaguely medieval setting, a hardboiled and bookish young princess dreams of a daring escape from her stupid wedding. The plan involves precision timing, punching, and of course, a swarm of pterodactyls. A heartwarmingly ridiculous story of revenge, weird cults, temporal anomalies, warrior ghosts, and more flying reptiles than any other comedic fantasy novella, GUARANTEED. ‘The Princess and the Pterodactyls’ is a collaboration between noted pseudonym J. Bartholomew Hivemind, and himself. This mighty tome attempts to answer the question humanity has been asking since eternity began: “Huh?