The Stewarts

So you think The Simpsons are America's funniest family. Wait till you meet The Stewarts, Scotland's craziest clan, led by Geordie, inventor of the Scottish Nationist Army; his wife, Mary, whose porridge rivals reinforced concrete; Big Jock, distiller of Rum Baa and Terminator Toddy; Angus,leader of The Tumshies, the world's finest byre band; Hector the Protector,upholder of the law- occasionally; and their ancient enemies, the Melvilles, led by Bert and Wilma the Weasel.