The Text Emoji Joke Book

Gary Zelman has always been considered a Funny Guy with a somewhat ‘offbeat’ sense of humor. Through his successful Business Background, he has had the opportunity to meet people from various walks of life. Celebrities, Millionaires and Billionaires…Actors, Athletes, Comic Performers and International Icons have encouraged Gary’s passion for Joke telling. Many have said, “Gary…You’re really funny!”

For the 1st time, Gary has decided to find, curate, share and now publish a collection of Hilarious Jokes found on the internet, then Re-written with the use of Text Emojis! The Text Emoji Joke Book: Volume 1 is designed to provide HILARIOUS LAUGHTER to all who read it. Pulling no punches, the jokes in The Text Emoji Joke Book doesn’t hold back and hits just about every person from any walk of life. He is an ‘Equal Opportunity Offender’ and purposely leaves nobody out of the Comic Equation. Proud in its attempt to cancel “Cancel Culture,” The Text Emoji Joke Book” strives in the spirit of Comedy to bring an air of laughter and levity to otherwise controversial topics…

About the Author

Gary Martin Zelman hails from the melting pot of Long Island, New York.  After growing up only a few Houses from the Atlantic Ocean in Lido Beach, he graduated from the prestigious Hofstra University before owning and running a successful Award Winning business in the eyewear industry. Along the long and winding road of Gary’s life and career, many of his colleagues, closest friends and Family have been greatly entertained by the Jokes featured in this book…and now he shares them with you!