The Tooth, The Whole Tooth and Nothing But The Tooth

I was given a mastodon tooth for my birthday. Yes, really.

Then one day, the mastodon, two million years old, drops by to claim it back. Modern doorframes are not built to fit the ancestor of the elephant...

At least I get to find out what really happened to the dinosaurs, and have a mini adventure not at all of my own making.

Wish I'd cancelled the milk.....