The Ultimate Pick-Up Line

This is an odd story…and not a story. It is both truth, and fiction. What follows is what one foolish man wrote to one beautiful woman in a quest to win her heart. If it seems not to follow the course of any known written format, it is because the heart follows no known format itself. The heart simply wants what the heart wants. The reader may decide what became of those two hearts. Because, you see, the book itself IS The pickup line...