The Van Helstein Gig

"Destiny should be more dignified."

Katerina (aka Kat) Van Helstein’s family has a secret. Her great-grandfather Abraham changed their surname from Van Helsing when he quit the vampire slaying biz to become a partner in a law firm.

Daddy Dearest may want her to practice law, but dark-haired Kat has a rebellious streak that’s even longer than her legs. She’s determined to become a vampire slayer, instead, so she can finally finish what Great-Grandpa started.

With her roommate's help, Kat finds a way to finagle an audience with the king of them all, Count Dracula, and his slightly unhinged business partner, Abigail. Posing as a stripper in a room full of sex-hungry vampires isn’t really what she had in mind, but, hey, beggars can't be choosers.