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Publisher Description

Dear Reader,You have undoubtedly picked up this book by mistake, so please put it down. Nobody in their right mind would read this particular book about the lives of Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire on purpose, because each dismal moment of their stay in the village of V.F.D. has been faithfully and dreadfully recorded in these pages.I can think of no single reason why anyone would want to open a book containing such unpleasant matters as migrating crows, an angry mob, a newspaper headline, the arrest of innocent people, the Deluxe Cell, and some very strange hats.It is my solemn and sacred occupation to research each detail of the Baudelaire children′s lives and write them all down, but you may prefer to do some other solemn and sacred thing, such as reading another book instead.With all due respect,Lemony Snicket

Ages 10+

GENRE
Kids
RELEASED
2009
March 17
LANGUAGE
EN
English
LENGTH
272
Pages
PUBLISHER
HarperCollins
SELLER
HARPERCOLLINS PUBLISHERS
SIZE
4.1
MB
AUDIENCE
Grades 3-7

Customer Reviews

Cisfats ,

Teaser chapter is for the 13th book, don’t read it!!!

Terrible careless mistake: as peacegirl_34 pointed out, the extra chapter is a mistake! They included the first chapter of the 13th book instead of Hostile Hospital. Book itself is awesome!

Ajames330 ,

Amazing!

These books are AMAZING!!! I absolutely love them!😍👍😁

Peacegirl_34 ,

Very good! One mistake though.

Thus book was simply marvelous by the suspense of the poems. But the excerpt at the end of this book is nothing like the actual book.

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