The Young People Who Traverse Dimensions While Wearing Sunglasses

When most people say they have “crazy” families, they mean that their family is wacky and weird — but they love them for it. They are just like a David Sedaris story. With family, there’s a boundary of social acceptably dysfunctional, the difference between huggable and restraining order. We are way, way over that line. This is not a David Sedaris story.