Things Drunk People Say

The drunken muddled words you forgot you said (or wished you could forget), were picked up by bar-hopping eavesdroppers and are here for all to see. The drunk dials, teary-eyed confessions, incoherent warbles, and slurs of the pseudo-intellectual and sexually ridiculous are Things Drunk People Say. This is a collection of sometimes crass, always absurd drunk quotes, ranging from the tipsy to the moderately intoxicated to the fully inebriated:

"What did I tell you my name was?"
"I have entered the bowels of drunkenness."
"This bar is as hot as a uterus."
"I'm too broke to be this wasted!"
"Pregnancy is the new hangover."
"You suck at drunk sex."

A bold graphic design makes Things Drunk People Say more than just a collection of quotes. Artists whose visions drive high-concept advertising, typography, web design and print provide a vibrant playground for the surprisingly revealing words of the inebriated contributors.

This book is a must-have for the boozing social butterflies of today's world. If you appreciate laughter, debauchery, and not taking life too seriously, this book's for you!