Time Watch

Jim here.

Look, I was just sitting at the pool chatting with Liz, the big titted blonde chick from England, when all of a sudden these goons pop in out of nowhere and try to blow my head off!

They had wrist watches like mine, so I guess they were time travelers. Probably want MY watch back.

No way, dudes.

I'd been using my watch to buy comic books from 1963. But once that happened, I knew I had to check out the future where my watch came from. I'd been meaning to, but I kept putting it off.

But if they're going to send people back to KILL me... hey. NOT COOL.

When Mr. X gave me the watch, he told me the date that he'd jumped in from. So I knew the time had come.

But I had no idea what was waiting for me in the late 21st Century. An alien conspiracy to destroy Earth, an army of crazy time travelers in their employ... and a gorgeous and sexy female artificial intelligence who was my only ally in the war to save Earth's future.

No way I'm getting out of this alive...